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En besøkende predikant fra USA står på talerstolen på scenen og en noe uerfaren og nervøs tolk står ved siden av ham:

Predikant: My dear friends
Tolk: Mine dyre venner

Predikant: Welcome to this honourable house.
Tolk: Velkommen til dette horrible huset

Predikant: It is a delight to see so many followers here tonight.
Tolk: Det er leit å se så mange fra Follo her i kveld

Predikant: I have come here tonight to give you a message.
Tolk: Jeg er kommet hit i kveld for å gi dere en massasje

Predikant: A message that will make you feel warm and calm inside.
Tolk: En massasje som vil få dere til å føle dere varme og kvalme inni dere

Predikant: I want you to hold hands and feel his sweet love lift you up.
Tolk: Jeg vil at dere skal holde hender å føle svetten løfte dere opp

Predikant: Praise be, praise be
Tolk: Frisbee, frisbee

Predikant: Tonight I want to tell you about a mans call to life.
Tolk: I kveld vil jeg fortelle dere om en mann kalt Leif

Predikant: He was born in a wooden stable
Tolk: Han var født i en vedstabel

Predikant: His father was a carpenter
Tolk: Hans far var en bil lakker

Predikant: As a boy he liked to watch his mother in the kitchen.
Tolk: Som gutt likte han å vaske moren sin i kjøkkenet

Predikant: He played ball with his friends by the little stream.
Tolk: Han spilte fotball med vennene sine i Lillestrøm

Predikant: Finally a man, he went out in the world to explore there.
Tolk: Til slutt som mann, gikk han ut i verden for å eksplodere

Predikant: Who was this important man?
Tolk: Hvem var denne impotente mannen?

Predikant: Who went in desert for 40 days?
Tolk: Som ventet på dessert i 40 dager

Predikant: Who gave us the sun and the moon, the burning wind and sent the rain to us?
Tolk: Som ga oss solen og månen og brennevin og sendte regningen til oss?

Predkant: He helped the fishermen when they caught the fish.
Tolk: Han hjalp fiskerne når de ble kåte av fisk

Predikant: He loved everyone
Tolk: Han elsket med alle

Predikant: And Moses followed him
Tolk: Og musene fulgte han

Predikant: Into the vallies
Tolk: In til Valdres

Predikant: And we too must follow him
Tolk: Og vi to må følge ham

Predikant: We must give other the message
Tolk: Vi må gi andre en massasje

Predikant: But we must have money, cash to help us.
Tolk: Men vi må ha Johnny Cash til å hjelpe oss

Predikant: I will send round this collection plate.
Tolk: Jeg vil sende rundt min plate kolleksjon

Predikant: So please give us all your money that you can afford.
Tolk: Så vennligst gi oss alle deres pengene til en ny Ford

Predikant: And may God Bless you all
Tolk: Og må Gud blåse i dere alle

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