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PostPosted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 1:14 pm 
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En besøkende predikant fra USA står på talerstolen på scenen og en noe uerfaren og nervøs tolk står ved siden av ham:

P: My dear friends
T: Mine dyre venner

P: Welcome to this honourable house.
T: Velkommen til dette horrible huset

P: It is a delight to see so many followers here tonight.
T: Det er leit å se så mange fra Follo her i kveld

P: I have come here tonight to give you a message.
T: Jeg er kommet hit i kveld for å gi dere en massasje

P: A message that will make you feel warm and calm inside.
T: En massasje som vil få dere til å føle dere varme og kvalme inni dere

P: I want you to hold hands and feel his sweet love lift you up.
T: Jeg vil at dere skal holde hender å føle svetten løfte dere opp

P: Praise be, praise be
T: Frisbee, frisbee

P: Tonight I want to tell you about a mans call to life.
T: I kveld vil jeg fortelle dere om en mann kalt Leif

P: He was born in a wooden stable
T: Han var født i en vedstabel

P: His father was a carpenter
T: Hans far var en bil lakker

P: As a boy he liked to watch his mother in the kitchen.
T: Som gutt likte han å vaske moren sin i kjøkkenet

P: He played ball with his friends by the little stream.
T: Han spilte fotball med vennene sine i Lillestrøm

P: Finally a man, he went out in the world to explore there.
T: Til slutt som mann, gikk han ut i verden for å eksplodere

P: Who was this important man?
T: Hvem var denne impotente mannen?

P: Who went in desert for 40 days?
T: Som ventet på dessert i 40 dager

P: Who gave us the sun and the moon, the burning wind and sent the rain to us?
T: Som ga oss solen og månen og brennevin og sendte regningen til oss?

P: He helped the fishermen when they caught the fish.
T: Han hjalp fiskerne når de ble kåte av fisk

P: He loved everyone
T: Han elsket med alle

P: And Moses followed him
T: Og musene fulgte han

P: Into the vallies
T: In til Valdres

P: And we too must follow him
T: Og vi to må følge ham

P: We must give other the message
T: Vi må gi andre en massasje

P: But we must have money, cash to help us.
T: Men vi må ha Johnny Cash til å hjelpe oss

P: I will send round this collection plate.
T: Jeg vil sende rundt min plate kolleksjon

P: So please give us all your money that you can afford.
T: Så vennligst gi oss alle deres pengene til en ny Ford

P: And may God Bless you all
T: Og må Gud blåse i dere alle

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