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Vi var inne på dette med kommafeil, en gang for lenge siden.

Fant denne på Kristenblogg:


En dødsdømt hadde søkt benådning. De høye herrer skrev:
Vent ikke, skyt før jeg kommer.

Meningen var å skrive:
Vent, ikke skyt før jeg kommer.

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Dels fra et tv-program, med egen-komponert tillegg:

Etter velfortjent seier kan dere hvile på deres laurbær. (Forresten er det liddelig ubehagelig å hvile på laurbær.)
– Og hvor er laurbærene mine – jeg husker jeg la dem i skapet her?


  

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Raust tidsperspektiv

Antagelig fra en tv-moro-episode jeg minnes svakt:

En middelaldrende mann og en yngre diskuterer noen samfunns-fenomener, og den unge sier:
"Ja, det eksisterte vel ikke noe sånt i din ungdom - -."
Den eldre: "Jo såmenn. I all verden, hvor gammel tror du egentlig jeg er?"
Den unge: "Aner ikke, jeg er da vel ikke ekspert på karbondatering."

(Karbondatering brukes til å bestemme alderen på organisk materiale som avgikk ved døden for lenge siden, gjerne for flere hundre eller tusen år siden.)

Wikipedia, seksjon Arkeologi

  

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Noen vitser igjen - kommet rekende uvisst hvorfra:

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- Hunden min er stukket av. Hva skal jeg gjøre?
- Averter etter den i avisen.
- Men den kan jo ikke lese!


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- Jeg er veldig langsynt.
- Du ser ikke bedre enn jeg på langt hold, for jeg kan stå i Trondhjem og se når toget går fra Oslo.
- Hæ - du må iallfall bruke kikkert, da?
- Nei, jeg bruker togtabellen.

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- Ingen forstår meg.
- Hva mener du?
- Der ser du, ikke du heller.

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Lille Anne fikk dårlig karakter i historie. Hun hadde ikke kunnet svare på om Columbus døde på den første, den andre, eller den tredje Amerika-reisen sin.


 

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Så var det han som var dårligere i norsk enn jeg er i engelsk:

- Hvor lenge har du vert i Norge?

- I fjor, i år og til neste år.

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